J.Crew’s Top Shelf Expensive Shit
J.Crew loves other brands. And I mean loves. There’s a dirty joke here I know it.
Harvard D-bag in training shuns sweatpants
I was recently told about this piece of work by a kindly reader: The Look Book: James Danner Posted to New York Magazine by jgreen on June 10, 2009 Click to Play | View Details My God. look at him. His hair is so floppy I think he might be part cocker spaniel. And I [...]
Topshop Opens to Mixed Retractions
Ok. Fine. FINE. Assholes. Some of my comments were a tad hasty. Some of this stuff is pretty cute. I had some of my crazy ninjas arm themselves with smoke grenades, shurikens, and iphones and assault the Topshop stronghold. Needless to say their findings were shocking. First, we have some cute short/suit things. I think [...]
Topshop Opens to Mixed Fanfare
Good evening, reader. Topshop, the latest in the battle to take to the low-to-moderately priced fashion no man’s land, opened up this week in the Apple. I’m all down for stores that sell colorful t-shirts for less than double digits and feature celebrity designers of dubious taste and skill. But more than anything the opening [...]
Chloë Sevigny for Opening Ceremony aka BORING
GREETINGS REAder. As a huge fan those with names that have funky vowels, I’m was excited to see Chloë Sevigny designing for that overpriced, undervalued boutique Opening Ceremony. Unfortunately, the results were less than arousing. Nice pants, chap. I believe they are too legit to quit. But the throwbacks weren’t limited to music. Classic films [...]
Letters of Frowning Upon #1
It has come to my attention that I have promised to relate my sartorial philosophy, but have not yet delivered on my word. This must change. As a Postmodern Gentleman, I find myself to be full of Postmodern Fury, that is Postmodern Indignation. And since I am far to civilized to raise my fists, and [...]
