It has come to my attention that many a many of you, with great danger to your personal honor, disregard the importance of neck ties in your personal appearance. I cannot stand for this.
Behold the below graphic, forwarded to me by a good friend whilst he dug around one of the multitudes of Pneumatic Tubes that makes up the Internet.
The variations of styles, types, and manner of wear of neck ties is such that there is something for everyone. In this manner, neckties are not unlike beer or ladies of the night: the many kinds means everyone can find something to please his palette. But do not think that your options are limited to bowties, field scarves, or cravats. Behold:
Aventails are the perfect thing for formal occasions where there is a slight to moderate threat of decapitation by invading Vandals.