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	<description>I love fashion but I hate you.</description>
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		<title>Do You Like Fish Dicks?</title>
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		<pubDate>Fri, 05 Jun 2009 07:22:06 +0000</pubDate>
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		<description><![CDATA[HAHAHAH LOL ROFL LOLCATS LMAO LCHAIRMANMAO.  Ha. It makes you wonder if the South Park creators aren&#8217;t actually followers of fashion after all. Kinda makes me wish that I could select these characters like some kind of hip hop RPG. &#62;&#62;Kanye West Class: Mogul Hit Points: 6 Million Attributes: Protection from Criticism.  Does double damage [...]]]></description>
			<content:encoded><![CDATA[<p style="text-align: left;">HAHAHAH LOL ROFL LOLCATS LMAO LCHAIRMANMAO.  Ha.</p>
<p style="text-align: center;"><a href="http://postmoderngentleman.com/wp-content/uploads/2009/06/kanyewestentourage1.jpg"><img class="aligncenter size-full wp-image-195" src="http://postmoderngentleman.com/wp-content/uploads/2009/06/kanyewestentourage1.jpg" alt="kanyewestentourage1" width="584" height="360" /></a></p>
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<p style="text-align: center;"><a href="http://postmoderngentleman.com/wp-content/uploads/2009/06/picture-9.png"><img class="aligncenter size-full wp-image-197" src="http://postmoderngentleman.com/wp-content/uploads/2009/06/picture-9.png" alt="picture-9" width="518" height="324" /></a></p>
<p style="text-align: left;">It makes you wonder if the South Park creators aren&#8217;t actually followers of fashion after all.</p>
<p style="text-align: center;"><a href="http://postmoderngentleman.com/wp-content/uploads/2009/06/kanye-southpark.png"><img class="aligncenter size-full wp-image-194" src="http://postmoderngentleman.com/wp-content/uploads/2009/06/kanye-southpark.png" alt="kanye-southpark" width="518" height="324" /></a></p>
<p style="text-align: left;">Kinda makes me wish that I could select these characters like some kind of hip hop RPG.</p>
<p style="text-align: left;">&gt;&gt;Kanye West</p>
<p style="text-align: left;">Class: Mogul</p>
<p style="text-align: left;">Hit Points: 6 Million</p>
<p style="text-align: left;">Attributes: Protection from Criticism.  Does double damage against Gangsta Rappers.  Weak against sea creatures.</p>
<p style="text-align: left;"><a href="http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Fonzworth_Bentley">&gt;&gt;Fonzworth Bentley</a></p>
<p style="text-align: left;">Class: Fop</p>
<p style="text-align: left;">Hit Points: 50</p>
<p style="text-align: left;">Attributes: Bonus against Wackness.</p>
<p style="text-align: left;">Special Spells: Ludicrous Names, Firaga</p>
<p style="text-align: left;">&gt;&gt;That Vaguely Asian Guy (is that a toupee?)</p>
<p style="text-align: left;">Class: Long Duk Dong</p>
<p style="text-align: left;">Hit Points: Pi (Rounded to thousandth)</p>
<p style="text-align: left;">Attributes: Adding VAG to your party increases Accountancy +5, grants Rainbow Coalition bonus</p>
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