If you’ve never been to Opening Ceremony, you need to go. For those not knowing, Opening Ceremony is a place where dreams come true, but you must wait for some insanely discounting sale to achieve these dreams. If you’ve ever wanted to feel emasculated and poor, go to Opening Ceremony. Rupert Murdoch once said of Opening Ceremony, “you’ll never find a more wretched hive of scum and villainy.” I love that place.
Also, the people who shop there, even just in passing, look awesome. They explode the typical style archetypes with fists of dynamite and mouths of cotton. I cornered a group of young people (who know doubt were on their way from a music video shoot inside a pho restaurant, as young people nowadays tend to be).