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How to use an apostrophe (or, dirty, dirty grammar porn for filthy grammarians)

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There are three things people love to use: hookers, commas, and apostrophes. Not sure if this sentence needs a break? Let’s put a comma – no wait make that 5 commas. What about this sentence concerning the Ellis brothers and their ownership of the sawmill? Put an apostrophe after the ‘b’ in ‘brother’ and then two after ‘ownership’. What about this hooker? Just toss her in the river. And put an apostophe in her pocket.

Here’s a clear, fully illustrated guide to using an apostrophe. God knows the internet has enough text as it is.

One Response to “How to use an apostrophe (or, dirty, dirty grammar porn for filthy grammarians)”

  1. Gina Valdez says:

    Office Tramp is impatiently awaiting Postmodern Gentleman’s next post. Don’t make a girl wait forever!!!

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